do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”
Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…
Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?
Math teacher: Exactly.
*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*
Me: I win.
I’m not a morning person
I’m not even an afternoon person
I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm
i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous
tumblr at 3am