do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”
Do not educate your child to be rich. Educate him to be happy so when he grows up, he’ll know the value of things, not the price.
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Me in junior high: We have calculators for a reason…
Math teacher: Do you really think someday you’ll carry around a calculator everywhere?
Me:
Math teacher: Exactly.
*10 years later everyone has phones with calculators*
Me: I win.







